Walter Matasschanskayasky
(October 1, 1920 - July 2000)
Born In New York City
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
Walter Matthau
The game [of poker] exemplifies the worst aspects of capitalism that have made our country so great. Walter Matthau
"I never mind my wife having the last word. In fact, I'm delighted when she gets to it."
WALTER MATTHAU
There are still people leading normal lives. Why can't I be one of them?" - Walter Matthau
The original title of the musical "Hello Dolly!" was "Dolly: A Damned Exasperating Woman."